I had it last night

Contrary to common belief
this image is about a condition
a lot of people I know, suffer from
If I had a penny for every time
I have heard “………..I had it last night”
It comes after: Where is my shirt………..
Where is my schoolbook………..
Where is my watch………..
Where is my other shoe………..
and if I did have a penny for each time
I would now be rich
instead of tired of looking!